Your pro pic suits this FML

Henry Rollins will take care of it.

Let's hear them :)

I can think of one.... To feed meh children! :)

You can use them for hiding your pocket change. They'll be portable piggy banks.

Motorboat!

What a great idea #46!!!

I think "kiss it better" was worse, and insainly more creepy. But thats just me

I agree, that isn't a compliment at all just sexual harassment.

I agree that they were disrespectful and they should have not said it.. But if my boss insisted that he needs to lay his head on my boobs to take a nap everyday, he would probably get knocked out. Then I would go to the 'Big Bosses' and get something done about it. I am a lady. And I refuse to be treated any differently than that. I am not a girl to be taken advantage of. And I am not a set of pillows. Once again, if that were to happen to me, he would be picking his teeth up off the floor. And I would see to it that he lost his job.

In all seriousness these guys should never be in the work place and be reported instanty. Nor should it be tolorated, because if say, one person is used to it (doesnt necessarily likes it) and tolerates it, whos to say the next girl/victim will react the same way?

I logged in just to demote your comment :)

31 Your profile goes on and on about your intelligence and how you correct stupid people, yet you spell like an 11 year old.

Spelling doesnt matter as long as you dont have to strain to figure out the word, noe iff i startd taking lik dis, den ur unedukated

Wow I can't believe im on fml enough to know exactly what ur talking about with the kiss it better security guard and The other one

202- Haha! I said the same thing to myself after I posted my comment. I was like "C'mon Desiree! Now that's just sad.. You need a life!".

I agree with your comment at #45, and have started to wonder if I linger on fml longer than what's healthy, especially since I remember the security guard post as well. :P

Draco- I know that this is completely off subject, but I feel the need to tell you a funny "kids" story. I looked at my profile earlier today. I noticed that it said "FMLs: 0 confirmed out of 9 posted." I was like "What the crap?!" and I started investigating the FMLs I've supposedly posted. I checked out the ones that were submitted from my account, and they were a whole bunch of "bdjsbajsjsj. Jsjsjsjhehjkzoksmsndhdidisjsnsiaosjd Hsusisiskjdjrjdisk77638:&:&?????????????????bbhhhhhhh" Haha! My 3-year-old got a hold of my phone, I guess! Lol

Lol, my 4 year old alway manages to pull off something on my iPhone as well. Usually texts my parents a bunch of random letters. He once called Japan, somehow! And all because I loaned him my phone to play Angry Birds. :) And I thought I was technologically inclined growing up! :D Aren't kids grand? ;)

Thanks for sharing that btw. Cute kid stories always put a smile on my face. :) Seems your wee one and my oldest are of similar ages so a lot of their shenanigans will be comparable. :)

Yes they will be! I'm always saying "Who needs a TV for entertainment? My 3-year-old is plenty!" He is always making me laugh. He's too cute! :) I'm scared for him to start school.. Lol

Mine starts this fall, kind of nervous a bit as well. ;) French immersion kindergarden....should be interesting! :) He's looking forward to it so that's a bonus, lol, he's fearless! :D

This may be a silly question, but what is French Immersion Kindergarden?

Pretty much what it's name suggests: it's kindergarden as normal, but the kids are all integrated into speaking French. Immersed in it. :) Canada's bilingual and I live in a small French community, so it's one of the options available to me. My mother's side is Metis, so I figured it'd be nice if we all spoke it. Might open a few more doors for my sons in their future, who knows? :) If you want the longer version, feel free to fire off an email. Not that I mind sharing my life online, but I'm thinking not everyone here will be interested in it, lol! ;) Either or works for me. Cheers! :)

That's like slapping god in the face for giving you a beautiful gift

You shouldnt change a part of your body because of 1 person/sicko

Yeah.. Get a boob reduction and change yourself to make your pervert boss stop laying his head on your boobs instead of reporting him like an uncomfortable employee should do.. Yep.. Sounds legit..

Are you gay or a girl only those two would say to get a reduction. You deserve a boob slap