Emily27
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Whipping boy
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
WeightonmyShoulders
Canandaigua, United States
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
wow @ creepy fuckers
United States
Creep in chief
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML
titsmcgee
Oak Brook, United States
The 1970s called…
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Dan
Bye bye
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Top comments
IceeCreamm 7
sexual lawsuit, like a boss!
DocBastard 40
Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.
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bad_medicine 2
If I was u, I'd tell him I have him on tape saying that to u. That way he'll stop, unless he is the business owner. But u could always sue if u got fired over it.
kionnaloves 11
Sue him :P
Snow_Daisy 7
Is your boss Michael Scott?
nightwolf86 7
Take it as a compliment. Or sue the company for sexual harassment.
WaywardDaughter 26
Seems to me that you need a new job or least a new boss...try talking to hr
perdix 31
Let him know you are highly offended at what he wants to do to your ****. Pretty ******* need to be sucked. Sleeping on them would be a waste -- you can use moobs for that.
Raath00 7
I'm sure a reduction would change things...but don't do it
somerandomdude19 2
Quit.
biggestfan23 11
I would say sue for sexual harassment but that just seems to easy
Aeori 11
OP you live in the UK all you need is another employee to agree to confirm that your boss says this then go straight to your HR team. He'll get SO fired and you'll most likely get some compensation for the harassment! And if the HR team refuses to uphold your complaint you can go to tribunal and work through the complaint that way. Make sure to document when and where this harassment took place. And everything that happens once the official complaint is made.