Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
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ReesesPuffs 0
*waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*
flockz 20
sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.
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Comments (327)
Inciter 33
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Why do you use your phone while taking a shit?
cchan034 23
Who doesn't?
jesernoob 13
ditto;)
Livencountry 5
"Apple proudly presents! iWipe 4s!"
tarabelle 7
^^win(: but who said it was an iPhone?
Livencountry 5
I did of course!
tarabelle 7
Gotcha(:
swinglifeaway123 8
Did you sniff it? Betcha did...
RaquelRox2299 0
that's disgusting...
pfx2_fml 15
What is wrong with you?
swinglifeaway123 8
Hey, op did it, not me
swinglifeaway123 8
And what's wrong with me? I was a crack baby. Thank you. Asshole.
fishboy123 7
Must be a shitty phone
hatersgunnahat 0
I had a feeling someone was going to say that. e_e
Livencountry 5
33- your typed out eyes look like stoner eyes.
Torva_fml 16
Must be a shitty comment.
kimmiekimmiekong 0
we actually went so long with out making a comment like this, than u had to... u are a shitty person for saying that shitty joke!
fishboy123 7
Your a shitty person for being born, k? Now stfu :) thank you
truehitman2010 0
That's a shitty sittuation.
hatersgunnahat 0
*Situation
Torva_fml 16
God damn it.... Your an idiot, that shit isn't funny! Why do people constantly post this...
MyPupRox 2
At least you didn't drop it in the toilet. That happened to my iPhone 4.
P374RD3D 9
Cool story
wishfulmidget 0
bro
Dsk0ne1 5
Now make me a sandwich
fallingstarsxox 8
Oh man that's gross
BenniiTora 6
Lol at least now people can smell you talking shit as well.
Torva_fml 16
Posting it twice doesn't make it any better.
Strafeh 9
Sanding FTW
leadman1989 16
Better than doing it with your hand. Who am I kidding your hand was probably covered. FYL
Torva_fml 16
I'd just like to say... I looked at your profile, not because it was HILARIOUS, or offensive... Just dumb, and I had to see if you had any creativity. ;)
leadman1989 16
Well I didn't think it was dumb it's reasonable to think that if you wipe with your phone some will get on your hands. As to whether or not I have talent that can't be determined here I just post random comments now music, drawing/painting/digital art, and a little bit of acting those are what I strive to be talented in. I know thumb me down I'm off topic sorry. :(
ikickgingers 15
71 your profile says you hope to become the next FML legend. Good luck with that pal.
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, good luck.
KiddNYC1O 22
There are legends here. Plural.