Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
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Mattskii 0
I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI
ChibiChibi_fml 28
What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.
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mritty 2
Not only do YDI, but you should be arrested and your employer sued. You do NOT touch a child. Ever. Under any circumstances.
leoZ98 0
Haha, I do the Haunted Trail thing near my home. Im a possesed child... my little cousin that I babysit came one weekend... I was all in my costume w/ my makeup on... cause its my job I had to scare her... she wont let me hold her anymore... lol
cdpaynee 0
In every haunted house I've been to, the actors are not allowed to touch the guests... this is why.
xxxsalmonxxx 0
iv been to haunted mansions (scream in the dark) were you r told " these people will touch u dont punch them"
debatingalways 0
I did that to someone at a school haunted house. we later met my freshmen year in band and I told him that story and he said "that was you?!" maybe you'll meet your face kicker someday too and become friends:)
namesarehardtoth 0
lolz my brother complained like during halloween that his ex got in trouble and came bitching to me about how his ex was bitching at him because she got in trouble for kicking a guy in the face
orchadork4 7
she might've thought you were a pedo?
kitkatt978 5
If you touch them,they are allowed to touch you. YDI
Gouryella 0
Your name isnt Gary glitter is it?
jayguitar 3
actors in haunted mansions aren't allowed to touch anyone...you could get the owner sued. ydi.