Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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Top comments
Despereaux 15
You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.
Articulation 12
Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?
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Comments (70)
Despereaux 15
You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.
miggles 16
Well played pal... Very well played
caohm 18
I'd hate to be the butt of all their jokes.
Curlytwirly22 17
#1 that's really funny and smart that's fmart
lenalee96 22
A
dman1997 5
Retake time!
Rallred32 20
On the bright side, at least OP wasn't stoned during the ID picture!
lexiieeex3 32
I'd honestly just be BA and pretend you meant to take it that way. Own it OP.
CurlyQute 17
Ask for a redo.
extrasnipes 22
Chances are op has but the boss won't let him or this wouldn't be an FML
albinochipmunks 7
#10 And where did you get this information from?
mathen 9
The comment doesn't imply that he knows it thus the 'chances are'
SmokinGuns 13
Take a nice picture of yourself and tape it over the bad picture.
Articulation 12
Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?
niallo 23
Either that, or tell people you Did do it deliberately. Own the picture. You're stuck with it, so might as well own it.
brainymes 30
Just curious, how'd it end up that way? Sneeze gone bad? Haha
Eivana 37
This problem is surprisingly similar to the one Butters Stotch had.
rkdstp1995 25
i looked like a crackhead on my old drivers license. glad i dont have to wear one at my job...
liuliuliu 10
It's not funny thanks
Rainhawk94 27
You're welcome
nathansch 11
Wow! I'm sorry:( your boss must really suck lol. Have you asked to get a replacement ID? That's a stupid question because you probably already have lol