Star_Fishie

Miss Idaho, USA In a relationship

gassy This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Aubrey, United States

Love that for you

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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Ribbed for Her Disaster 4 April 2013, 16:04 Orpington, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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