Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
Sue !?
coolkid_matt 11
Wow what a wanker.
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Comments (222)
LukeinDC 3
that's illegal in the states.
mea_iloveskiing 26
what if a guy applied for that job? :O
xxmollyxx 25
probably wouldn't get it?
CrazyManNo9 29
Well, Idaho is a Right to Work state. That means, an employer can terminate you for any reason, or no reason. No fault. None taken.
honeybeex3 0
Has anyone realized that if someone fires you like that with no good reason, you can sue them for wrongful termination? -_-
xxmollyxx 25
Yes
CaptinObvious467_fml 2
In some states you can be fired for no reason at all. In some states this would be a percently legitimat reason to fire someone
gardenwhipped 5
I am not an attorney. While it is true they can fire you with no good reason, this is obviously related to her being married. And given the nature of what went down and being fired on the spot, it should be an easy lawsuit for wrongful termination. Hopefully it's a large company with deep pockets.
FreebirdIII 1
Probationary period? it was her first day. Perhaps he did not want a married person for the job, due to travel. I mean we are getting only one side of the story.
loooveit 4
that should had been an interview question
crushedone 7
By "boss" she means "pimp". He was just looking out for her morals.
FleshForFantasy 3
I smell a lawsuit! And rightfully so. What an ass.
chujel1302 1
see an attorney
bycf 0
is your boss hired you bcos he is interested in you?! he fired you when he found his dream crashed as you are married! haha....