Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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Top comments
bentleysdad11611 0
Sue !?
coolkid_matt 11
Wow what a wanker.
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Comments (222)
maackenzie 9
you realise that's very illegal and you could take this to your worksafe people.
ghm1234 0
jackass
nina21194 12
you know by law he isn't allowed to discriminate by your personal life. sue
felah17 6
Maybe that was part of the job requirements,(banging the boss)and you forgot to read them well......
MufMuf_fml 5
What an ass...looking for a piece of ass.
lyncecelia 13
that's against the law, under the Equal Opportunity Act. you need to report him
FlonkertonChamp 6
wow that is completely illegal
katieklein 0
he just wanted to do you probley. but that really sucks!
kouniebabe 0
he liked u
_GODZILLA_ 0
Sue him for wrongful termination.