Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
Sue !?
coolkid_matt 11
Wow what a wanker.
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Comments (222)
jewfro311 0
Yes Man!
XyberPunk9 3
Dont let that one slide.. You're probably not the first person he's treated like a piece of eye candy / meat.. It is illegal to discriminate someone in the work place for ANYTHING.. race, religion, disability, sexuality, and least of all, their marital status.. If you dont sue the pants off of this loser, he's just going to keep on doing it. Be the one woman who puts him in his place.. Because not only were you discriminated against because you were married, he sexually harassed you by asking if you were single..
timsbabygirl87 0
that is extremely illegal.
Consequences 0
She's not going to sue him, women don't have the sack to stand up for themselves.
tweetbaby14 18
and you're wrong. my mom is going through a (multi?)million-dollar case right now against her job for discriminating against women, and she's also suing those that retaliated against her while she was suing. all in all, you can think that like an idiot if you please, but I'll sit here, with my cut of the money she wins and gives to me, and laugh at your stupidity. :)
MurphyS94 4
Does your mom work for Walmart?
redfaction 0
sue, lie detector test... discrimination for firing a female worker no good reason..
RomanBeauty 0
you definitely have a case to sue him for all he's worth. do it!!!
jennnwoww 2
This really isn't an FML for you...more for your exboss. That is illegal, sue...it is an easy win for you.
mitymouse 0
time to sue there a$$
smurfsarwales 9
wrong fml...
scdragon 0
he signed his own death warrant.