deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
floatguy 2
It's a CD!! honestly I can't believe this was chosen to be on here!! Ok maybe if she dumbed your ass on your bday... Now that would be FML worthy.. Get over it!!!!!!
sweettpie129 11
Lmfao
merick76 0
quit bitching Tokyo hotel is fml/suicide worthy not nickleback
katietemples10 0
Wars wrong with nickleback?
Hawkward 2
Sarcasm, people. Gawd.
devincryer 1
Dude realy, that's not an fml nickleback rocks
thecrazyhotchick 0
What's wrong with nickelback? I am sad for you that you didn't get more though...
leafsrbest 0
It could be worse, she could've gotten you concert tickets
cunningchick 1
And this a fml why? Nickelback is awesome, may be a terrible gift for ur girlfriend to give but still,
livnamyth 7
Nickleback is an amazing band...that's what I got my Ex like 5months ago for his birthday...