deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
northbaldwinbabe 18
4/25/12 awesome concert
cleana14 4
**** NICKELSACK
UltimateGIRness 16
Y'all people complainin about nickelback,SHUT UP! If y'all don't like them,don't listen to them but half of y'all are just agreein and probably can't name more than 2 songs
Killerado69 0
**** all Y'all. Nickelback is a great band with great music.
northbaldwinbabe 18
I saw Nickelback live on April 25, 2012 at Consol Energy Center. Saw the guys as I was leaving. Awesome band, amazing and inspiring music. Love Nickelback always!
thatshannah 4
What's wrong with nickelback?
ywolfgl 21
Point is she's a GF. She should've done more for a guft
emuexport 4
Wow, You can go "Manhood camping" Google it :)
JamieLT 22
So you got a cd of a band you don't like? Still waiting for the FML
kat2943 20
There's nothing wrong with Nickelback, and based on the amount of moderated and down voted to oblivion comments, this was a pretty stupid Fml. How'd it get past moderation?