Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
carbonbasedcynic 17
how is anyone heartless enough to say he deserved it?
fivehuskies 6
Nickelback rocks.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I love Nickelback- this is not an fml to me
BaDumTsss_fml 23
What's the big deal
idaroseschultz 4
Nickelback is good
pheonixfire13 17
How is this an fml nickelback is good
CommentKing207 23
Wow deez nuts was around in 09 lol
DiamondGirl18 12
she doesn't love you
kuraifenshi 18
Kickback has and will always be in my top 3 favorite bands. I don't see why everyone hates them.
alerra 21
You seem to be a little ungrateful. At least you got a present for your birthday!