deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
PurpleAddict 0
Dude, what's wrong with Nickelback ? And atleast your girlfriend GAVE you a gift. Worst FML ever ! Get over yourself, and go thank your girlfriend ;)
redheadedmonster 24
yes it's so horrible that your girlfriend went out and bought a gift for your birthday.
matthew812 0
17005 people are nickleback fans
blackie17 0
**** ALL OF YOU COCKSUCKERS nickelback is the shittt ;]
mrmerino 0
oh, you poor, poor, silly fool. dump her ass. ouch. I can feel the waves of nausea from here.
DrStarryguy 0
Wow. you got a CD, and you say " this is gay". WHATS SO ******* BAD ABOUT NICKELBACK??? BE HAPPY YOU GOT A ****** CD MOTHER ******! YOU ******* DESERVED IT COCKSUCKER
nyseguy 0
Hahaha it's the thought that counts.
cool_96 3
she didn't had to buy you anything you know that right
nevermindmd89 0
maybe she is trying to get you to dump her. or have you considered the possibility that she is deaf?
silverstar210 0
wats wrong with that...