Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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jdoolin 0
i took my 4 month pregnant gf to a Nickelback concert, we sat in the 4th row. The music from these guys gave her an abortion. Wish I could say I didn't plan that out.
chellinha93 0
I HATE nickelback too....... so I feel your pain.......... and THIS FML IS on the FML BOOK.. so yea I guess it is a pretty good one huh.
Panicattackx5 0
xD Funniest fml ever. nickelback sucks.
yomomma94 1
U ppl are so ******* gay, nickelback IS, good music, I'm black & I like them! So get over urself, & this is sooooo not FML worthy, when u get 1 then post it, if not grow some balls
avylouve 0
This isn't FML worthy, Nickelback is actually really good... I mean... unless you're into really girly music or something... or nursery rhyme music or something
resistreality 0
I'm just gonna guess that by his username (deez_nuts) that he listens to some variant of hardcore music, as do I. In which case, total FML. Ouch. (N)
mrlucky4444 0
That is horrible. I hope you're not too traumatized. Nickelback is the biggest horse shit that ever existed. For those of you that say nickelback is good, I suggest surgically removing your eardrums. You'd be better off with no hearing at all. If you can even stand listening to two of their songs in a row, you'd notice that they are all the same, just with slightly altered lyrics. Nickelbakc is not metal, no matter how hard they try. I know bands that make nockelback look like three year olds. P.s.- someone should send the singer a pack of cough drops.
XxRocker94xX 0
I don't even see why people hate Nickelback. :/ I'm sick of everyone complaining about Chads voice. I mean, most of the world (Maybe) just LOVES AC/DC. But what the ****? The singer...Shit you can't even call him a singer, he sounds like a 15 year old girl got kicked in the ****. Chad, however, CAN sing. The raspy voice is just something different from other bands. And put the singing aside, the guitar/bass and drums are just awesome! (The ONLY good thing about AC/DC is the friggen guitar) Nickelback has a ton of talent. You're all just too immature to notice that.
e_rico112 0
YDI is you like metal, rap or power pop
esklstar 0
asshole nickelback is awesome ur a retard atleast she got u something so shut yo mouth