deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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esklstar 0
u guys are all losers ever u OP nickelback is awesome u probly lusten.. hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the clock... twinkle twinkle little star... stop bagging on them
BulletStreet 0
To all of you who like Nickelback, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR? They were good at first, or at least Silver Side Up, but after that they got shittier and shittier, and all their songs sound COMPLETELY THE SAME! To get a grip and save yourself from the misery of Nickelback, listen to some GOOD OL' ROCK AND ROLL, 80s! (but for me it'd be alternative and rap, and METAL!!) :P
XxRocker94xX 0
80s sucked. 90s ******* GRUNGE and 2000s Post-Grunge/Alt. rock/Diff types of great Metal are the best.
16274692 0
AHAHAHA. win.
aaron34_fml 0
R u that ungrateful? Nickelback rocks! U ungrateful piece of shit
BrEnNo1023 5
what's so wrong about this present? unless she gave you their latest album... then ouch. Dark Horse is horrible, i should have known they were heading down the road of SELL-OUT after they put out All the Right Reasons...sad how they've fallen so far. if i got The State or Silver Side Up or The Long Road...i'd be over the moon!
devildog85 0
bad music really does make people violent. for example, nickelback makes me want to kill nickelback.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
It's not about it being Nickelback. I see what's wrong with this and I don't mind Nickelback. I think it's more about the $10 gift that could have been downloaded free on the internet.
joHnnycsU 0
it's the heart that counts they say.
rockbandchick96 0
Nickelback is amazing!! Just putting it out there...
the_riddler 0
Um Nickelback is a good band. Theres probbably songs by them that you might like. But it sux that she doesnt know you