random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
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Thanks, I guess…
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Anonymous
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Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Top comments
CallMeHush 1
He REALLY cares. If he didn't, he would have dumped your smelly ass.
yek684 0
Not that bad. I'm allergic to deodorant. There's an FML right thurr.
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Comments (67)
beachbabie 0
and why do u date that guy...? ydi
ElMundio87 0
lol, i was wondering when your kind would show up
Chelsee_fml 0
aw that sucks. You should give him something embarassing for his birthday. Like whitening toothpaste or a gym membership or a healthy cookbook.
romaunts 0
At least he was trying to help you out. There's a good chance you needed it, if he got it for you. It's better than everyone just saying you stink, and him dumping you, and everyone making fun of you, right?
patriots_fan12 0
wow i legit fell over on my chair when i read this haha!!!!! its called personal hy. girl
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, clearly you need it. LOL
MmeBananas 0
It's my birthday too, my boyfriend didn't show up and doesn't feel like being with me anymore, you're lucky!
jessxoxo28 5
well atleast he still with u. i wouldnt stand dating a dude with disgusting pits. atleast he's sticking around and helping u out.
Darling_Cherry 5
At least you won't be a stinky beast anymore. :-)
citygirlnomore 0
LOL
DeathByFalchion 0
YDI. He should have the right to not put up with your disgusting odors. However, I clicked FYL too because getting the prescription-strength kind seems harsh.
HearMeOut 0
lol. sucks for you.