rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Makati, Philippines
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
story of my life
Partyblocked
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Brilliant...
United Kingdom
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate surprises
Today, my husband and kids apparently forgot my birthday. I was so happy at first because I have always hated my birthday, and thought it could just be another day on the calendar. No. They planned and threw a massive surprise party for me when I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Thomas
Canada
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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TheMadScientist 13
Awesome kids!
takanuva0123 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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phoebe333 2
Happy Birthday Mom. Here are your keys to you brand new car! :)
BrianAlarcon 0
Sneaky kids!
leadman1989 16
Surprise, something you already owned and probably were at a great disadvantage for not having. Lol Kids do the darnedest things.
lidsthesquid 4
*sets off a party popper!* :D
ahiddengoddess 9
Stop complaining at least they gave them back
leannecloveryau 11
oh well, at least your kids have a sense of humour.
oops_im_fucked 8
You found 'em! Wait...
cupcakes729 7
Ooh that sucks! Well, happy birthday! :D
HomeAl0ne 20
You can now look forward to getting your car back for Father's Day.
10oclockSteve 5
Its kinda cute :)