rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Makati, Philippines
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
story of my life
Partyblocked
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Brilliant...
United Kingdom
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate surprises
Today, my husband and kids apparently forgot my birthday. I was so happy at first because I have always hated my birthday, and thought it could just be another day on the calendar. No. They planned and threw a massive surprise party for me when I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Thomas
Canada
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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TheMadScientist 13
Awesome kids!
takanuva0123 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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Comments (148)
WCARlover 35
Important thing is...you got them back :) happy birthday!
Tristan_aust 11
Should of used a condom!
shoopd 19
Should HAVE paid attention in English class!
Tristan_aust 11
^Should have used a condom. Sorry freak...
TheSchizoPsycho 5
Love button??
lardinmybum 1
Dudeman!
MissRoxiie 12
It wasnt bad intentions ;) your kids just wanted to give you something, and maybe you realy did lose them
stormchaser24 24
that is cute and funny. lol
iampetard 0
Cool kids
JumbledGirl 2
Maybe they should "lose" some toys
TheSchizoPsycho 5
What's that?? Their life?? I dont like that, maybe a favorite toy, or tv privelidges.
AdriTheCutie 0
Today's my bday too!
BelleBelle_fml 11
Happy Birthday! Ahh to be 15 again...enjoy it while it lasts! :)
BrianAlarcon 0
Happy B-Day!(:
phoebe333 2
Happy Birthday!!
Smittyb24 4
happy birthday!
mohammadkm95 6
YDI for not taking care of those keys
MernieAnne 0
Tell them that Christmas has been canceled.