Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
I hate surprises
Today, my husband and kids apparently forgot my birthday. I was so happy at first because I have always hated my birthday, and thought it could just be another day on the calendar. No. They planned and threw a massive surprise party for me when I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Short Queen
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
rene
United States
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
kelkline
United States
Party!
Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML
Not a day over 35
Anchorage, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
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kira1kira 0
dad:kids, tommorow is your mom's birthday! kid: how old is she? dad: .... other kid: she looks, like, 50. kid: yea let's go with that. dad: ok, sounds good
L0veh8te 0
Happy 50th Bday
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_Noon_ 0
Gefeliciteerd :)
divineinstrument 2
God I thought that was some really crazy slang word and tried looking for it on urban dictionary Then I saw someone else post it from the Netherlands, and realised it must be Dutch for happy birthday Sorry, I just thought I'd share that cos I'm bored
_Noon_ 0
Hehe, yup, it's Dutch :)
plexico 4
I feel so sad for you that you feel the need to lie about your age to a bunch of strangers on FMyLife. It's pathetic that you've let yourself go so much that you can only get away with a three-year "stretch" of the truth. I think 42 is a hot age! (You'll instantly have an "in" with the Douglas Adams fans.) A decently-preserved 50-year-old should be able to pass herself off as 42. Happy 50th!
FuckedMyLife 0
WTF are you on about? How is she lying about her age? She's saying that her family thinks she's three years OLDER, not YOUNGER, than she actually is. Learn to read, asshole.
LoosechangeXxXx 0
Ha I remember how my mom reacted when she actually turned 50 that's rough but really funny.
peace7love2FML 0
Uh, what comment says anything about celebrating 3 years earlier or whatever?
rottentomatoes 7
Yupyup, gefeliciteerd :)
young_moneyy 0
I lol'd
L0veh8te 0
Happy 50th Bday
jb16_fml 0
it was the thought that counts, at least they didnt forget completely..
thabeast 0
amen
TheDoge 0
Yeah, and I hope you weren't a douche and commented whilst they had your party that you were 47 - because that would show you how much of a toss you really are. Who cares?! At least they celebrated your darned birthday. "ahhhh, they think I'm 3 years older!" Grow up. Actually become your own age you infantile woman.
jjpavo 0
49 is a douche
Gltokensp06 0
Well They suck now don't they! And #2 get a life. Happy BIRTHDAY TO YOU DEAR....."Anonymous...." HAPPY 47th BDAY TO YOU!
eatmydust 0
thats good. 50th birthdays are usually big fun ones, so now in 3 years you can have another one
Arcterion 0
Ahahahaha! Da's klote. :P
Linda_NH 0
Ouch!
manoverboard 0
Close enough.
swooshq 0
Right. eh, you're probably one of those people that has like five 29th birthdays because they care about waht age they are....probably. But still, at least they remembered your birthday and had a party. It's not like they completely forgot about you.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
that sucks
athiest_pope 0
happy birthday