Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML
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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML
Today, my horror movie-obsessed girlfriend hit a new level of crazy when she asked me to dress up as Ghostface during sex. FML
Today, my wife called me a pervert and a degenerate for lusting after a teenage girl. I’d found some old pictures from high school and remarked about how sexy she’s always been. It was her I was talking about. I said she’d always been attractive, but liking her as a teen is now weird I guess. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out because I tried to introduce her to me being a Little. Instead of hearing me out or trying to learn anything real about the lifestyle, she just called me a sick pervert because of all the bad crap people write about us online. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
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Heli0Sphere 2
Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.
The_Real_Cvh 10
Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.
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Heli0Sphere 2
Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.
RichardPencil 32
No, Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt (and even briefly, Lee Meriwether) are possible Catwoman fantasies.
The_Real_Cvh 10
Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.
1known 34
You’re lucky she hasn’t seen the Halle Berry version. It was, hands down, the worst live Catwoman ever.
cacheson 42
Sounds like it’s time to enlighten her with a movie night.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I think this has to be a YDI cause of course she never watched the Catwoman movie. No one did.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You said CatWOMAN, not CatGIRL. And honestly, who hasn't heard of Catwoman as an adult? She's portrayed as such in literally everything except apparently the Gotham series.
HonestlyVirgoHonesty 7
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