Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Comments (510)
kiakia0131 23
Just because a girl has sex/gets pregnant does not automatically make her a ****. Why is it that a guy is a champ/hero when he has sex (even when he sleeps around), and a girl has sex (one night stand or with her boyfriend) she is called a ****?
PanduhZombie 2
ABORT
KierRadcliffe 8
Your a f*cking douche. DO NOT ABORT! it's disgusting when people abort. Unless it was a rape. And even then you shouldn't wait more then like 5 weeks. Then it's killing a baby because at 5 weeks it has a heartbeat
xxLauraSxx 4
16-yea- olds should not be having sex if they can't deal with the potential consequences.
afallingstar 22
lovely gift indeed...where's the daddy or do you even know? ydi if you dont...
phoebeast 0
smart move, now youre life is over
raya_kz 7
Well you deserve it. You're too young to have sex anyway. But i recommend you abort it, otherwise say hello to the new miserable rest of your life :)
Alygiiirly 0
I agree with 99. she obviously was suprised at the fact she was pregnant. it's also likely the birth control failed. but yes FYL :(
kweenbitch 0
I hope that she gets rid of it and learns a lesson with this situation. She (and all of you other cum-dumpsters defending her) need to keep your goddamned legs closed. I'm sick of all of you little girls getting knocked up and putting the burden on hardworking taxpayers when your sorry asses end up on welfare and the such. Here's a thought, go enjoy your life being a KID....NOT having a ******* kid you moron(s). & no, your MOM is probably the best mom for your son, because I'd bet anything you never left home and mommy cares for your little mistake.
womblebat 2
You're an idiot then. Congrats on ruining your life.
Rick1969 6
I hate to break it to ya, but someone else gave you that present.