Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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dollfaceeRAWRR 0
keeeeeep oooooon haaaaviin seeexxx youu did it to youurself so dnt say fml grow up && facee youur responsibilities now therez a neww lifee youu havee to takee caree of
Technocidal 0
Uh, abortion?
paper_hearts23 0
birth control doesnt always work me and my husband were using condoms and i was on the patch and i still got pregnant and just because shes 16 doesnt mean she is going to have a horrid life and neither will the baby ive seen plenty of teen moms who do ahell of lot better taking care of babies then adults do not sayin its not her fault but did anyone think to look at her parents maybe they werent there and werent close enough to sit down and talk to her about sex or anything for that matter i work for a teen outreach program for pregnant teens and i have meet some parent that are horrid that are to wrapped up in thier own lives to even care that they have their own kids to look after just remember OP that your life is no longer yours your going to be a mom and that means no more parties and every dollar you make is going to that baby and if you need help or advice you can message me
Dogbite1313 5
For those who don't know certain medications can cause the pill (certain brands) not to be effective. Antibiotics will do that, I got pregnant while on pill got sick, was taking antibiotics while on pill, and they didn't explain that to me, I found out later when they asked what medications I was on and if I was on birth control at the time. it was a slight over site by doctor who prescribed antibiotics, but it happens. I'm just sad that at your age you are in that situation at that age I was more into sports and school to get into college that worrying about guys, let alone sex.
netdemon 11
dont listen to these pricks! u r pregnant! congrats! :D any idea how far along? u are very lucky. dont listen to advice from anybody who is simply jealous over not having their own xo!
acw81 1
good job dumbass
netdemon 11
btw, i say ydi, bc obviously u did something good to desirve that and there is no reason id say fyl to you over this
ringogrey 4
that's hot
styphon 5
op needs to decide what to do as some "choices" are time limited: like medical abortion (with pills aka ru486) and surgical abortion which is limited by state laws and your access to these centers. also, consider that the longer you wait the more complicated the process is.
misfitmarta13 0
you're second gift should be an abortion