Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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JizzyGee 4
WOAH that sucks but it's your fault. When you decide to have sex, especially at a young age, you should protect yourself unless you know that you are ready for the consequences. I see girls like this every day, and honestly it makes me sick. I've been sexually active for a while now and never once have I been dumb enough to not protect myself. It doesn't matter if it's the "heat of the moment". No glove no love. And just to be safe, birth control + love glove = better chances of not getting a positive pregnancy test for your 16th birthday.
dermor 3
Well congratulations! Having children young is not the end of the world you'll be fine. Most colleges and Universities have on site day care and you'll qualify for more grants than you would normally have. It's far easier for you to stay up half the night with a crying baby than it would be if you were 40, physically. Your kid will grow up with a young mother who can play with them and relate to them better. People will look down their nose at you, call you horrible names, as you can tell from other posts, but just ignore them, they aren't in your situation and obviously haven't been so who cares about their opinion anyway? Good Luck.
Ghasek 0
To all those people saying that it's fine to have sex when young: it's immoral and wrong, also it's irresponsible. To all those that are saying that it's all right to be 16 and pregnant: it just ruins your future. To all those saying it doesn't make you a ****, it does. Think: that's somebody's daug
brandocc7 0
don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!...to late for your dumbass lmao
brandocc7 0
360 don't be ashamed of us, your the one bragging bout having a kid at 15....
xGraycloud 4
why are you having sex at 15 if you're gonna regret it later? 'sex is fun!' blah blah blah. don't be a dumbass and stay in school. don't abort either. if you really don't want the baby, put it up for adoption and next time, keep your legs closed.
JosieBongs 0
DERMORZZZZZ We arent in her situation because we wait to have sex. Because we use that lump 3 feet above our ass. :) our head btw if you didnt know. once again someone trying to make the situation less than what it ACTUALLY IS. Do me a favor and change your name to dumbass. This teen pregnancy shit is a ******* pet peeve and getting on my last nerve.
Djavo13 0
Leave the pore girl alone she's not a *****. stuff happens in life. I'm only 16 and my sister who is 17 is a month pregnant. Yesterday before Christmas eve my sister told mom dad and me about it. Lets just say mom and dad are taking okay and she's keeping the baby
meeps114 6
Well maybe you shouldn't have had sex ;3 Just a tip.
hahasluts 0
YDI for being a *****. stuff happens in life... when you're a *****. 16th birthday + pregnant = ***** HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS.