Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Katy228 0
I got pregnant at 17 mummy at 18 and you know what I wouldn't change it for the world my daughter is the most beautiful wonderful achievement of my life I'm still with her Dad and we have a great relationship, not every story like this has a bad ending I think it is so wrong to judge someone so harshly when you know nothing about them, she is not a **** just a young girl that made a mistake, maybe a mistake I don't know I never regretted my baby she gave me an amazing family.
ttrriisshhaa 2
HAHA
emilysueex3 0
sameee exact thing happened to me a year ago.
taechanisapony 4
All of you calling the OP a ***** or a **** or some other word with a similar meaning, you don't know the surrounding circumstances. I'm not defending anything she did, but it doesn't make someone a ***** or a **** if she had only one sexual partner, and especially not if she was raped. Obviously, she could've been more careful, because most contraceptives work when A) used properly and B) used with other methods, so she likely screwed up on one or both of those points. But a person is only a ***** or a **** if they sleep around. If she did that, then by all means she is a ****, but we don't know that. :)
Bamlinda 0
First of all that does not make her a ***** or a ****. Go get a dictionary and find out the real meaning, and you don't even know her. I just love how people assume just by one sentence you know her life story, and being 16 and pregnant doesn't ruin your life. I would know cause I am, and I have my own place. Go to school and have job. I'm still with the father of my child who already graduated and has a job. I have no help from anyone and I'm making it just fine. Its not as easy to get on the pill when your just 16 with out your parents permission and condoms fail ALOT. They did with me, and I went and got plan B took it in the 48 hours and still don't work. So stop judging without knowing. Teen are always going have sex. We just need to face it and show them the proper way to stay protected.
Zanzy 0
Get ready for some loser pants!FYL
alexandrox 0
*****
marti350 0
at 407, condoms have over 90% effectiveness rate when used correctly. less than 10% failure is not ALOT. just means some people aren't smart enough to use a condom, ironic considering the people who aren't smart enough to use a condom probably shouldn't have kids. Another case of the stupid outbreeding the smart I guess
Theo1234 0
Statistically speaking 10% chance for a condom to fail means that you would get pregnant once every 10 times you have sex. I dont know about you but i would consider getting pregnant once every 10 times you have sex alot.
ItsBellaBitch 0
Haha, dumb bitch. Have a nice life.
nae_nae7890 0
why does she have to be a *****? irresponsible yess but we don't know her background to judge her like that. maybe she only slept with one boy. get a grip. By the way OP you made the choice to have sex which was a bad one now you have no choice but to care for what's yours. see how life works out? good luck. =)