Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML
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broomhildo 19
At least they got it half right?
mcintosh123 15
Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah
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Comments (206)
purplepizza21 0
how can your freaking parents forget your name and your goddamn birthday ?!?!?!?
purplepizza21 0
how can your freaking parents forget your name and your goddamn birthday ?!?!?!?
purplepizza21 0
how can your freaking parents forget your name and your goddamn birthday ?!?!?!?
purplepizza21 0
how can your freaking parents forget your name and your goddamn birthday ?!?!?!?
ghettopuppy 0
my bday was yesterday! kudos for being a Cancer ;)
babbu18 0
WOO:) my bday was on the 18th same as OP!! lolzz Cancer the crab:):):)
mazochyst 10
Guilt presents?
alex6946 10
who celebrates a dogs birthday? happy birthday Sarah! :D
XxCareBearXx 1
agreed!
LexxyLiime 0
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN :D
Roxxyx 0
awwwww they forgot bout ur bday but not the dogs!!????
mackop 0
glad you can read ;)
Dontarrestme 0
well at least she now knows how you feel about her art. daughter:mommy do you like my painting?! mom:of course I do honey I think it's "throws up"blaoaououaghouagh."lol
Dontarrestme 0
**** WRONG FUC@$& FML ****