Today, I sat at work for eight hours daydreaming about the homemade four-cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending three hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
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Top comments
AyeTee77 18
They don't want you to have ravioli.
swaglesshipster 23
Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"
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Comments (68)
AyeTee77 18
They don't want you to have ravioli.
ssnow_fml 20
This is why we can't have nice things
swaglesshipster 23
Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"
Dale_shackleford 13
"Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocket-oli?" - filthy frank.
RoseCrystal 17
I just busted out laughing reading this! I love that episode.
CallMeWindSock 24
Try the Gouda
ulissey_fml 22
Is that what they call Pasta Pronto ? ( but I feel for you ,that must have hurt a lot)
Tripartita 45
You know what they say: one person's ruined meal is another person's fetish video. It's a damn shame you didn't get it on camera.
Standupmast3r 18
What the ****...
tomvertigo 17
This is scarily true.
Plastinate 17
Right.... I really like it when someone gets burned...
aDiplodocus 11
Ravioli ravioli don't give me the foot formiolo. Sucks heal fast OP.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
That sounds like a formioli for disaster!
hipposteve 21
aloe vera helps!
xx000o 27
5 second rule still applies.
Redmond64 16
Were you not wearing shoes or something?
anonymous198913 26
OP was probably walking around the house. A lot of people walk barefoot, or only wear socks.
anjie_mackney 19
Who the **** wears shoes in their own kitchen...?
trollcrusher 17
@37 Why is it so weird that someone would wear shoes in a room in their own home? It isn't weird to be barefoot in your kitchen, but I don't think that makes it weird to wear shoes either.