Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML
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broomhildo 19
At least they got it half right?
mcintosh123 15
Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah
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Comments (206)
broomhildo 19
At least they got it half right?
futtbuck101 1
Well it was a female dog
sparkman97 7
no 13, it was a bitch.
StudMuffinette 17
your family sucks, fyl op
chaps93 6
Stop complaining, you get cake!!!
dolphincheddar 10
those female dogs.. trust me I've humped my share of legs but they just won't stop barking up my tree.. the same one I marked my territory on.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Looks like OP's bday got postponed.
daisyloo 7
Well they kinda remembered right? Happy birthday OP, and you do get cake!:)
daisyloo 7
Well, they kinda remembered it right? It's the thought that counts:) happy birthday OP!:D
Crunch_Captain 1
I think OP family was trying to make it as a joke cause if they knew how old the dog was turning they should know the month but still fyl cause your family joke wasn't funny
YacL 15
Or they really did forget. It's okay, OP, I'm sure Bella remembered.
Tommananaze6T9 4
happy birthday Bella!
kendallhi 9
happy birthday bella!!! I love you
dolphincheddar 10
how can you love something or someone you've never seen?
dolphincheddar 10
to me, that's like a priest saying I love ****** or a wow addict saying they love life. doesn't make much sense
littlemissFYL 5
there was recently an FML about a girl who thought she was a vampire. now OP's name is bella. :P
YacL 15
OP's Dog's name is Bella, OP is Sarah.
xmoneymikex 0
why would a dog get a cake?
HowAreYouToday 34
because.
luna4545 4
I'm an ex wow addict.. we don't spend ALL our time in the computer..just most of it. I had to take alot of breaks from wow to work and stuff. also I would take whole days off to go to six flags or the movies or something. we can still be addicted and enjoy life
asianpandabear 0
-98 OPs name is Sarah. ...just sayin
littlemissFYL 5
*102 cleared that up for me. lol oops sorrrry. my bad.
Jakaroo 0
Uhh so your 8 years old?.......just askin
dagrathe 0
the real fml here is that her parents named the dog after twilight bella
scarletdragonfly 5
129 - the dog is turning eight, not the OP. The OP clearly states that she is sixteen.
guckylynn 19
133, twilight came out in 2005. if the dog is turning 8 she's not named after twilight.
TheRealHouse 7
F Bellas life, she has to share cake with a jealous girl trying to steal the spotlight!
tynickd 0
maybe they are trying to tell her something
Sebastian_NG 17
The bastards!!! They got the dog's birthday wrong
veritasdgg 0
118 - i am a wow addict. and i live a perfect life. job. my own car. aparment. even a gf who lives with me. its easy like u said. lol
thatssomia 12
#32 wow optimistic much?
akmufasa 1
Well I can't see how this is bad except for the fact that dogs don't eat cake. Enjoy it! :D
ssaammiiee 5
actually cakes can be specially made for dogs....although thats very unhealthy for them and I'm sure this was a cake for humans
babbu18 0
OMG IT'S MY BDAY TOO:):):) happy bday!
sufikoraine 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
people get forgetful sometimes... just remind them or something!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Parents shouldn't forget their own kid's birthday...
NeverShoutDana 13
OP's parents remember their dog's birthday, but not their own daughter's? Being forgetful juuuust doesn't cut it..
partyfool2011 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's because they have something in common; they're all female dogs.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I think you meant "they're both bitches." Either way, joke sucked.
whisperingeye13 0
now you know who they like better
partyfool2011 4
Really screwed that one up party fool! you stupid little man.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you'll just have to wait another month.
simonisnotacat 4
I like your username
ArentICute 0
The bastards, they got their dogs birthday wrong!
mcintosh123 15
Happy Birthday then (: Bella oops I mean Sarah
indistructo 3
ur parents are mean :(
jpd1004 0
happy b day bella. Sarah u eat cake n stfu
Justforlolz 14
English and humor obviously aren't your strengths.
starry71 0
lol
lucins 7
definitely not!! lol
nickdeuel 0
u stfu u dumb bitch so suck ur dick fagget
volley4eva1698 0
happy birthday? parents can be so stupid these days...
onthetoilet 3
like you know what's it's like to think of someone else besides yourself
volley4eva1698 0
uhh what . . . oookk
Bree12345 15
happy birthday (:
Im_a_GOAT 8
if I see what I get, do I get you? ;)
TwitchingNebula 17
You need to shave your 'stash...
TwitchingNebula 17
You need to shave your 'stash...
TwitchingNebula 17
Oh thats bullshit. She totally has one...
Boomshadow 3
Hey, if they give you a new collar, you can always blame them if you get into BDSM later.
shadow298 0
that's my excuse too....