Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Happy birthday
cmayo 3
Haha, buying music. That's a good one.
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SimpleMinds_fml 7
Did you want like $200 of I iTunes money? Seems odd to want pure iTunes songs for your birthday...
bball234 6
the apps are what it's really for. most of the good ones you cant pirate for free.
hilary56 0
Ughh, been there. I hate People jacking my expensive stuff!
rkmepm 16
An ipod is not considered expensive...
austinkiser 3
For most ppl money doesn't grow on trees, but it also depends on the model of iPod(touch can be 200-300) that's not a quick and fun thing to replace
Enslaved 38
It's $200/$300. I wouldn't say it was cheap. I've had plenty of things stolen in the past too and it really does suck!!!
tweetbaby14 18
Compared to other music players, an iPod is pretty expensive unless you get the crappy, small one that's so awful it doesn't even have a screen.
Grimmerie 31
54: "so awful it doesn't even have a screen?" really? holy shit. you would hate the kind of "crappy" stuff i use every day. first world problems. dear lord.
rkmepm 16
*sigh* got trolled :P
Enslaved 38
I don't even listen to my iPod anymore since I personalized my Pandora. (:
Starburstify 0
Yea but you have to have an Internet connection to use Pandora, and there isn't wifi everywhere
ikickgingers 15
I only use mine when at the gym or running... Otherwise, not so much.
rkmepm 16
Steal the ipod back
xAttackAttackx 25
20- You're a flipping genius.
False_Stupidity 42
Assuming the OP knows who stole it to begin with.. But then there would be better responses, like beating the shit out of the thief, or calling the police.
anettes 7
Well, happy birthday .
yenidewi 11
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aka47nat 0
Why would you even want to pay for ITune songs when you can get them of YouTube for free ?
Enslaved 38
Every time I go on YouTube to listen to a song, they only seem have the live concert version. I hate that! And god help me find the original video.
aka47nat 0
are you like 10 years behind in ur life ? There is a program which u can download YouTube songs and save them on ur computer then put them on ur iPod.
j_sheree6121 10
If you go to YouTube on your comp they have the song that isn't live. When getting on from your iPod or iPhone it's different cuz it only shows videos that can play on a mobile device.
rothus66 7
That's when you talk to everyone at the party and tell whoever stole it you will kick their ass worked when my friends took my wallet.
sluggums 3
mistake #1: considering paying for music!
ast3150 13
41 - Download one song from youtube and one from itunes an then listen to both of them. you will see the difference... @OP that definitely suxx