Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Happy birthday
cmayo 3
Haha, buying music. That's a good one.
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dr_horrible_ 10
video2mp3.net. Use it.
BritLass 15
Damn that's too funny!! But it would ultimately suck if I was in your shoes!! Happy Birthday ;)
quick_fixes 2
why are people talking about getting songs youtube? torrent sites are way better/ easier!! I mudt admit I download everything illegally, but I do buy the cds I actually really like, don't see the harm in that.
Peashout 3
You do know music has been free for like 15 years right? Also, companies give iPods out like free candy. Most people have like 3
SneakySoul 0
who buys music?
alex54231 11
Your life sucks, not because you lost your iPod, but because you buy music.
tonyroan1 0
frostwire dude
divine69 0
Pockets?
IIMaxII 0
That sucks very ironic. :(
glitterglam86 0
Wow that sucks happy birthday