Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Happy birthday
cmayo 3
Haha, buying music. That's a good one.
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Comments (124)
DATflyMEXICANO 0
First comment n that sux
irokyoursox 6
Happy birthday
NabbdjuretPerry 0
iAgreeyourlifesucks...
enonymous 9
Time to break out the Walkman and hit up the thrift store for some Paul Anka's greatest hits.
ceilingfans 1
Screw the Walkman, you could probably get a first generation iPod for 99 cents. It'll probably come preloaded with old recordings of the Oprah Winfrey show.
bonnie789 1
As if you don't download that shit illegally
SCREAM4meeee 0
You should have asked for a new iPod ;)
ImFrackinBored 13
1 word: Spotify.
liquidfireKAN 0
you realise that there are website that give you free music, right?
Roevera 14
Haha I know what you want for your birthday next year!
asspole 16
You are an idiot... You can download music for free!
XenaWP 6
Oh the irony of it all. I feel for you. :(
bhangu023 0
If he updated to ios 5 he can use the new "find my phone" feature;)
XenaWP 6
I don't think that works with iPods... Hence the name "find my phone"... 0.o
marpay 11
If it's an iPod touch it will work. But only if it's connected to a wifi network.
wegetrz 14
Don don don...
ollie179 21
And where did you get this ipod? Somebody's back pocket?
white16sox 19
There are these new inventions called computers.
thehoneybadger 10
Maybe your girlfriend took it because she was pissed about you turning her down for the *******.
bonnie789 1
Lol
Blueglasscup 18
OP's a girl.
muhilrashid 4
OP's not gay im guessing
xAttackAttackx 25
Well...you already know what you want for Christmas.
LolCakes111 7
YDI, something's called being a pirate and you don't have to say "Would you kindly get me a giftcard" to all your friends, or buy iTunes money yourself. YARRRH!
kaprookie 3
I think hes referring to piracy, as in illegally downloading files of the internet and is calling OP stupid because they dont want to be a thief. Instead OP is being a good person and giving credit to those who did the work and effort.
Plasmaxyz 5
This is why I don't brag about piracy. Let all the rich people buy there iTunes cards while I happily rip my music from various YouTube videos and not having to pay a cent.
OAAS 0
Ripping from YT videos is even worse than buying 'em. You get shitty sounding song when you could get the same songs in highest quality from TPB, and much faster.
tweetbaby14 18
Since when does not being a music thief mean you're rich? I buy iTunes card so I don't mess up my stuff, like my cousin did, with all the free downloads. Being rich and believing "only broke people steal." isn't in my head when I do it....
Grimmerie 31
generally the less fortunate have more important things to buy, like food, heat, and clothing. i'd much rather pay rent and make sure i have a winter coat than put more money in apple's pocket. the only apple product i own is a first gen ipod touch, and that was a gift from my mother.
LouisianaBob 9
Unless you're buying a cd you aren't getting the highest quality form of the track. That is assuming you aren't going to buy vinyl.
sdrkn 8
Most artists today don't deserve any credit...
cmayo 3
Haha, buying music. That's a good one.
SoloDolo_575 0
Lol right!
mishkaroni 15
Now that's funny