Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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hoosierholla 17
That was painful to read.
Seabass_Chan 33
Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?
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Seabass_Chan 33
Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?
RichardPencil 32
They didn't steal it, they found it. They probably needed the money for Viagra, Depends and porno mags (some old folks don't know about free Internet ****.)
species4872 20
<p> Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.</p>
Thor1012 28
Well when you spend every waking hour commenting on fml you're bound to slip up somewhere
species4872 20
<p> Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.</p>
c420racer 13
I clicked YDI after reading "I went to Walmart with all my birthday money". Enough said, nothing good ever comes from going to Walmart.
hoosierholla 17
That was painful to read.
species4872 20
<p> Old people have birthdays too. Apparently theirs was today.</p>
kristinjeaneen 21
I can barely understand what this FML is saying. What I can gather is you must've had your wallet sitting next to you while you were on your iPod and the oldies jacked your shit. If so YDI. Never leave your stuff unattended. Keep your money on your body or in the bank at all times I was taught.
jcash52426 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First in sorry your stuff got stolen. Second you need to pay more attention to your stuff. For me I put my phone, wallet and keys in there own pocket. And before I leave I do a cellphone wallet keys pat down. It might seem silly but at least I know I have my stuff.
xxdenyxx 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How the hell did this pass Moderation?
i8cake 12
Apparently they also took your ability to construct coherent sentences...