Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
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Comments (70)
skor_fml 0
Well what'd he get you?
DizzyVulps 0
What is up with all these "Dogs aren't people comments?" seriously? wtf...
lizzilla8297 2
your dog isn't a PERSON. or is he? dundunduuun...
Shortyy10 0
that sucks!!!
PlasmaVirus 4
...What was the present? Was it nice?
Corn_soup 0
Train your dog
doctorsalt 0
what a nice dog. what did he get you and where did he get the money?
beautyful_mess 0
OMG!!!!! He gave you 50 bucks
jenny123321 0
Wth...... Ur mom suld never 4get that day unless she has old timers n I doubt that