Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
TOADified 0
Lol i moderated this one
patticake1601 0
you want a medal?
Mr_Sensitive 0
Maybe that'll teach you to toilet train your dog!
schwinn11 0
You really need to get a man !
nycfwa 0
It's the thought that counts haha
thinmint 0
that sucks. FYL.
CarterColbie 4
Haha. You gotta love dogs huh?
patticake1601 0
dogs crap inside because 1) you didn't house train them or 2) no one walks it outside regularly so that it can crap. so you do deserve it. And for the people that were smart enough to point out that a dog is not a person, DUHHHHHHHHHH
SarahMarie83 0
In all fairness, potty trained dogs do occassionally have accidents. I have an older Great Dane with a very sensitive tummy and he has had a few accidents in the house. As a dog owner, it's just a part of life. Happy Birthday OP!
SouthparkZZZ 0
****** dogs... people too... How can you forget a family member's bd?
schatzelle 0
bahahahahah.. "one PERSON didn't forget. my dog" if you are so lonely that you consider a dog a person. YDI.