Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
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Comments (70)
JustAReaderOfFml 4
wtf are you talkingbout? i know heaps of guys who wear skinny jeans and call themselves 'emo' and none of them act like dumbasses. they joke around with each other and hint at being gay. but hey so do guys who rnt emos so like piss off k?
Mustardnight 3
What a nice doggy! I miss my dog :(
Kapatais 0
Well Happy Birthday man :)
Lillybet 0
You poor thing. Happy Birthday!!!
elmoatemysocks 0
At least someone thought of you for your birthday. If you're nice enough he/she might get you something really good this holiday season like a dead rat :)
dubbleChic 6
its the thot that counts. lol
Zlappy 0
*pondering about your comment* So can you show me one of these magical Rectangles that is not a square? Really man correcting other people and making a mistake like that is like gathering up internet trolls and grammer nazi's in a big cage, then strip naked, run in there and proclaim you're "Gays FoR the Lawls".
cest_vrai22 0
Well... Technically a square IS a rectangle, but a rectangle is NOT a square. A square is defined as having four equal sides, and four angles of 90 degrees. A rectangle has four angles that are each 90 degrees, but it does not have four equal sides. It has two pairs of equal sides.
Retillias 0
My dictionary has given me about 12 definitons of the word "person", but about five of them mention being a human being, but they all essentially mean the same thing. However, the most appropriate definiton for my side of the argument is a "self-conscious or rational being", meaning that only the cleverer dogs are allowed to be people. I'd also like to say that this argument is very annoying to me, and is my second-least favourite argument concerning animals. Thats all I have to say, unless you want to argue with me.
infantry831 0
is that the best shitty lie you can come up with. get a life dork.