Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Well isn't that shitty of him!
bubbles1286 1
One "person" didn't forget?? Do you have some weird new breed of dog?
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Comments (70)
TC1_fml 0
This is why being a guy rocks. Even if you forget any of your friends' Bday, he calls you & takes you out to a night of heavy drinking, doesn't get all whiny about how you "didn't get him any gift" and shit. Sissies...
sleephunters 8
FTW
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Not the sissy guys who wear women's skinny jeans and spend hours perfecting their eyeliner for their "Xhardc0reXEM0" Myspace pictures, which they caption with lyrics from some shitty band. They would whine about people forgetting their birthday, and probably blame it on "teh preps/the conformists/the blonde popular gurlz/the Jonas Brothers"
Yarrachel 16
YDI for not writing your dog a thank you note, you ungrateful douchenozzle.
Sofa_Cat 0
Time to take him out back...
trickatreat 0
karma for not potty training your dog o:
perdix 31
Why did you have to buy dogshit to put in you shoes? The puppy will give you a lot for free.
KRUSH_fml 0
dogs are not people dumbass
Zephryne 3
Happy Birthday.
higurashil0v3 0
Your dog is AWESOME! i love him! xD
snafu57 1
dogs eat that stuff, so it's obviously of value to him, and that's the best he can do without an allowance.
jennay8288 1
Happy Birthday, dude. My birthday was lame too, I recieved a pair of cheap socks :].