Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oddball
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
Ally
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
I can't catch a break
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Multitasking
Today, I found out that my boyfriend, whom I live with, has been having an emotional affair with two other women, both ex-girlfriends. He's been sexting them during our one and a half year relationship, and even brought me up in their conversations, about how I'm not hotter than them and how they can suck his c**k better. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML
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acmariner99 25
Love of your life huh?
BurnInDemonFire 39
If his free pass is getting to jack off over photos of your ex-boyfriends, what's your free pass? Is it kicking him in the nutsack? Please say it is.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If his free pass is getting to jack off over photos of your ex-boyfriends, what's your free pass? Is it kicking him in the nutsack? Please say it is.
Alisha-_- 11
Might be an idea, I'll see how he takes the free pass!
BurnInDemonFire 39
I bet he'll be doubled over with joy!
acmariner99 25
Love of your life huh?
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like he’s really gay, but appreciates that you’re an amazing wingman.
RinoaHeartilly 36
No, it sounds like he's attracted to her and boys...which is what bisexual is.
chtychtybngbngiluvu 5
I was just going to say exactly this! I'm not sure what the problem is op? I used to date girls and guys because I'm bisexual. But I'm with a guy now. What's the problem with guy's being bi too?
manb91uk 22
Is it any different to beating off to gay ****?
RichardPencil 32
The difference is that it's feasible for the boyfriend to meet the sexy exes.
mirmir48 13
I don't understand what the issue is. Are you not supposed to ********** in a relationship?
ThatGuy9679 13
it's probably good policy to not ********** to your partners exes or your own exes while you're at it
fjvitt 14
I’d tell him to beat it...
indienerdgirl 27
I mean its cool if he wants to ********** but damn find some ****. Using your ex's pics in ****** up.
TxKitten79 10
Was it before you started dating him or during?
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
GrumpyGrinch 23
But seriously, why do people keep pictures of sexy exes laying around for current sexy boyfriends to see? To boast what perfect men she could have but didn't want to? If you don't want to delete them at least put them in a password protected folder far away.
tenniemo 20
He could have looked them up on Facebook or Instagram. A lot of people continue to be friends with exes or follow them on social media even when relationships end. The current bf could have found them through her accounts.