Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my 40th birthday is on Sunday and I’ll only have about 40 more years to live after that. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML
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XBurytheCastleX 25
I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL
xlord 27
Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?
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Comments (53)
wallmaria 15
really wow 40 isn't even very old you haven't even lived half your life yet i'm only 16 and i still know that lol dumb funeral paper senders
sourgirl101 29
Jennifer Anniston is in her 40's and the spokes person for skin care. Why get insulted? It's free to try! There are lots of women that age ex: Kate Beckinsale, Naomi Watts, Rebecca Romijn to name a few. The earlier you start taking care of your skin, even in your 20/30's the better and younger you can look when you get older.
Wolfparable 22
Well damn that's a rough insult Happy birthday though and 40 isn't that old
imjanty 10
40 is not that old
pastel_fml 18
Take matters into your own hands, go out to a bar with friends or golfing. Happy birthday!
kirbs19 37
That's it?!?!
xluciferx666 21
At least you can be wrinkle free and have a coffin picked out when you die...positive things man positive things
katertott 44
Not the best presents, but better than nothing, I suppose. Anyway, happy birthday!
Parvati48 15
LOL! XD I'm sorry OP that sucks but it's hilarious.
jigglypuff34 16
Sounds like a fun afternoon! Keep your head up life can turn quickly.