Today, I found out that the girl I’ve been trying to get at from my job, and buying her stuff for, got caught kissing another guy at my job, who hasn’t done shit for her. But yet she says she cares about me. Actions speaker louder than words. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, I found out the girl I’ve spent so much time bending over backwards for lied about having to work on Valentine’s. She went on a date with another guy instead. Furious, I went to Lowe’s and bought red paint to douse on her car. I cut my hand and had to get stitches trying to open the case. I can never win. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
She doesn't owe you shit just because you buy her shit. Relationships aren't transactional; this isn't the middle ages. Take the L and move on.
sirrubberduckie 37
If you need to buy stuff for someone to like you, they don't really like you. Don't buy stuff for someone you haven't been dating for a while.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
She only cares about the stuff you buy her.
DLBL 23
Sure, she "Cares about you." Back off, she's using you for the things you buy, like the other commenter wrote. That won't change ever.
stickyface 17
Found the simp!
tiptoppc 21
They are also likely a neck beard
ShadowYukira 5
Don't shit where you eat
sirrubberduckie 37
If you need to buy stuff for someone to like you, they don't really like you. Don't buy stuff for someone you haven't been dating for a while.
Hangryko 32
She doesn't owe you shit just because you buy her shit. Relationships aren't transactional; this isn't the middle ages. Take the L and move on.
Haly92 7
Did she ask you to buy her stuff? Or did you just try to buy her love? In any case you’re a moron to believe it would work. She likes somebody else, move on.
FluffythePink 23
Why don't you cut the crap and just try paying her for sex? You talk about her like a prostitute, a thing to 'get at' because you're buying her things. Ever considered she hasn't directly turned your 'advances' down because she's afraid you're going to go batshit and attack her for daring to say no?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You can't buy love... and sure, she cares about you - as a friend. Or a source of free crap she doesn't need.
Morten Bork 6
women complain that men only want sex. but they attract men with sex, and are then surprised when men only want them for sex. you attracted a woman by buying her stuff, and now you are surprised when all she wants, is for you to buy her stuff? yeah dude. that's how this works.