Work, Food and Vegan: Entitled coworkers - FML

Entitled coworkers

By Fuck meat eaters - 04/09/2026 22:00 - United States - Secaucus

Today, my coworker brings in meat for lunch every single day and eats it at his desk. I'm a vegan and the smell makes me feel sick for hours. The management won't reprimand him or move either of us. FML

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mike3775 36

Friday 4 September 2026 22:59

Why does he have to be reprimanded? Obviously it’s not against company policy to eat lunch at his desk. Vegans wonder why people tend to look down on them, this FML, which is a YDI for the OP, is the main reason why. Sorry, but if it offends you so much, YOU EAT ELSEWHERE, no one needs to,accommodate you

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