Today, my coworker brings in meat for lunch every single day and eats it at his desk. I'm a vegan and the smell makes me feel sick for hours. The management won't reprimand him or move either of us. FML
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Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, my asswipe coworker yet again microwaved some disgusting fish dish at work, stinking out the break room for days. If we say anything, he runs to HR and complains of "racism" and "hostile work environment." God, I sound like a disgusting Trump-sucker. FML
Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML
Today, I have to pretend to be vegan for a week while visiting my in-laws to avoid eating there. While they are absolutely wonderful, kind, loving people, their kitchen is absolutely disgusting, and their food handling habits are atrocious. I’m so hungry. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
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mike3775 39
Why does he have to be reprimanded? Obviously it’s not against company policy to eat lunch at his desk. Vegans wonder why people tend to look down on them, this FML, which is a YDI for the OP, is the main reason why. Sorry, but if it offends you so much, YOU EAT ELSEWHERE, no one needs to,accommodate you
DLBL 23
"Makes me sick for HOURS." LMAO. Princess and the pea. I hope he brings in sausages or liver every day.
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mike3775 39
Why does he have to be reprimanded? Obviously it’s not against company policy to eat lunch at his desk. Vegans wonder why people tend to look down on them, this FML, which is a YDI for the OP, is the main reason why. Sorry, but if it offends you so much, YOU EAT ELSEWHERE, no one needs to,accommodate you
MidnaLink 35
"**** meat eaters"? How about **** you for thinking you have a say in what someone else eats.
Mad Jack 4
Veganism is almost like a religion to them, isn't it? There as fanatic and would crucify everybody who dares to eat a piece of meat.
DLBL 23
"Makes me sick for HOURS." LMAO. Princess and the pea. I hope he brings in sausages or liver every day.
GoogieWithers 25
Your beliefs are your own. You have no fight to inflict them upon others or try to get them in trouble for not thinking the same as you.
rpy13 13
You can’t control what people eat, like FFS!! Typical vegan, oh boo hoo, everyone has to cater to me!! No they don’t, and **** you!!
DLBL 23
Do you know the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan? A vegetarian is annoying, and a vegan is REALLY annoying.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You choose not to eat meat, that's fine. But do tell me why you think your coworker should be reprimanded for eating meat at his desk.