Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML
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ilovesoccer1610 31
I think you should see a doctor
lat187 18
You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that ***** got in there!!?!
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Comments (44)
jojimugo 20
Ahhh the old oops move .. Sorry op
trucker2 33
S/M without contract !!! Broom handle every man sleeps sooner or later
lalaney 14
I'm so sorry. That hurts so bad. Unprepared anal is the worst.
infinitemonkey 21
That should be "ex-boyfriend"
bapbap_fml 15
I don't know why this is downvoted. If I were not down for anal sex and some guy did it to me after I said no I sure as **** would be dumping his ass.
amberdea404 28
That can actually be quite dangerous for both of you. You could have anal tearing due to lack of lube, while he can potentially get an infection in his urinary tract as the anus is full of bacteria.
teentee401 37
Not to mention he performed a sexual act on OP that she didn't consent to, which can be considered rape/sexual assault.
ragandhi 8
Is it really an accident or Was it intentional?
mariathehoe 15
From the quoted "accident" I think we can be sure it was no accident
ourtneyc 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that technically a form of anal rape you know that right, if he did it without your consent, then it's anal rape
bapbap_fml 15
I know. The amount of people on here who do not understand consent is disturbing! If someone says "No, I don't want your dick in there" and you put your dick there how is that not rape..? Giving consent to one sex act doesn't mean they can do whatever else they want to you even if you don't want to!
ourtneyc 14
and if people disagree with my other comment, if anyone boyfriend husband etc does any form of sexual behavior to you without your consent it is considered assault
BrandiLush 31
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You must be fun at parties.
crazy_bananas 31
And you're just a bitch 35.
TheComedyAudio 29
That's a shitty situation
TDKopecki 16
Doing the duck walk?