Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my boss held a staff meeting to talk about how the Covid-19 pandemic has made us stronger, that all of us are family. Later, my car broke down after work, she drove by, saw me stranded on the road and we made eye contact. I thought she was going to help me, but she drove right on by. FML
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
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Top comments
BarDownDaily 12
Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.
LexSwift 17
That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.
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Comments (247)
Johnny6speed 0
She must be jealous of your hotness
Jewnut 0
Lol no one? Really? Come onnnn your always so full of puns, anyways that was a cold move.... Lol sorry. I had to
Cheerieful_fml 2
That's cold.
FroHo 8
-20 C, huh... That means t-shirt, shorts and slippers here in Norway! :D
Misfits_Danzig 2
I wish it was that warm in Canada -.-
Isjustjovan 1
Like a boss.
Linkerdoodles 15
Them Canadian winters, eh?
bubo_fml 11
Like a b..aww ****...nevermind...
Okayitwasme 0
Just think..... you're tougher than he is! You don't have car payments, insurance payments, gas to pay fo, car repair. You're ahead of the game.
morgankelly 0
Maybe you should get a new job. You have a crappy boss and you can't afford a car, what do you have to loose?