Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my boss held a staff meeting to talk about how the Covid-19 pandemic has made us stronger, that all of us are family. Later, my car broke down after work, she drove by, saw me stranded on the road and we made eye contact. I thought she was going to help me, but she drove right on by. FML
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
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Top comments
BarDownDaily 12
Props for even walking there. It was -40 in Calgary last week. I sympathize.
LexSwift 17
That bitch! People are such dicks nowadays.
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Comments (247)
AboveTheRest 6
You have an asshole for a boss.
ClassyCommando 13
And the boss has an asshole for a mouth.
KiddNYC1O 22
And a heart made of asshole.
smurfsarwales 9
To dawg, I heard you like asshole. So we put some asshole on your asshole, so you can be an asshole while you asshole.
linkinpark98 24
71 - God, I laughed so hard.
honeybadger123 0
cut the heat wire in his/her car!
BeccaHugs 17
Tell your boss: "(frost) bite me!"
himoonkey 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
YtotsDI 0
#15 I like your pic. TEAM HUNGER GAMES!!!!
Dracoboxer357 36
62- Just finished reading The Hunger Games and Catching Fire, and just started on Mockingjay. Enjoying it so far myself. :)
BeccaHugs 17
#62 Thank you! I love love love these books! #101 you'll love how it ends! Its really good! May the odds be ever in your favor, Op.
Shelta957 13
I actually didn't like how it ended. It didn't explain to much and everything was left open :/
RuCheezBurger 10
Wouldn't it be fun if something happened and she ended up having to walk?
GoW_Chick 15
...and don't be late, or you're fired. You have a asshole boss, who thinks they're funny just like the rest of us, just smile, and nod, and insult them in your head.
txgirl09 5
Really? Because my bosses are actually pretty ******* hilarious. Though my bosses' bosses are...meh...they're okay I guess. Adorable profile pic btw...You have sort of a Drew Barrymore thing happening.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's always the boss's boss.
GoWithTheFro 10
She sounds delightful.
twilightluvr101 4
If by delightful u mean a total ass then yeah definitely!
eminemop 0
Your user name explains your lack of understanding sarcasm.
abbybailey204 19
Well, you will see your boss at work…
TheDog6 24
Assuming the op doesn't die of hypothermia first.
abbybailey204 19
True
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
That reminds me of Michael Scott from the Office ahaha
jayellef 3
As a boss you can't give rides to your co-workers for fear that someone could lie and say something happened. Sucks but people lie
downtime 13
You realise they could do that at any point of any day, right? You don't need to drive someone somewhere for them to make up bullshit.
perdix 31
The exercise will do you good and the cold will strengthen your character. Your boss didn't want to make you soft. That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But watch out, it might kill you instead!
j_cat187 20
"Now that-that don't kill me, can only make me stronger." Now excuse me, I need to kill Kanye West for commercializing hip hip and rapeing the English language.
TheNewGuy03 29
192 -- And you are some exception to that rule, yes? Especially with that abomination of a sentence that you deemed worthy of being called a comment? |the kid|