Today, is my high school graduation. Last night I read online that you can use apple cider vinegar to help with head dandruff, so I tried it out. Now, no matter how much product or perfume I use, I still smell like a giant walking fart. My graduation is in a couple of hours. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
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Mathalamus 25
just wash your hair next time...
PANDORUM89 21
Apple cider vinegar is meant to be used as a diluted rinse. You rinse your scalp with it, and then shampoo and conditioner as normal. You could also use coconut oil and let that sit on your head for a few hours then wash because most likely you have a dry scalp or a fungus. ACV is used on horses for rain rot so if you have a fungus at least you know it'll clear it right up!
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lantz4levi 19
Bleach should do the trick. If not bleach try battery acid.
bobthenob 14
Works on my bellend after ive washed it in the dogs bowl.
zadee_fml 1
umm try something to change the ph of your hair?
kirasant 19
I use diluted cider vinegar on my hair and have no smell issues. Though I don't just use vinegar. This is probably too late to help OP, but make a solution with a few tablespoons of baking soda and a cup or two of water. The baking soda will react with the vinegar left over and take care of the smell. That said, when I use it, I "wash" my hair with just a tablespoon of baking soda in a cup of water. Then I rinse my hair. Next I "condition" my hair with a tablespoon of cider vinegar in a cup of water. And then rinse. The vinegar after the baking soda clears them both out of my hair. It works very well, but it sounds like you just dumped straight vinegar on your hair, which is way too much.
hpdrew15 9
I do the same thing and love it!!!
I_Need_To_Vent 8
I hope everything worked out! My graduation was much less than great to say the least so I empathize.
emeraldisle 30
Do you believe everything you read on the Internet?
bossking23 15
Head and shoulders?
Sora_McKain 36
Knees and toes?
domolovesyoshi 33
Any flavoured shampoo should get rid of that smell
Sora_McKain 36
I don't know about you, but u don't eat shampoo.
tigerisabelle 31
Why don't you just wash your hair? A couple hours is enough time to blow dry it if needed
FailStaff 15
You've been trolled mate
rinzlerkitty94 31
You're only supposed to use a tablespoon or less. How much did you use?
JustStella 28
Exactly. Did you dip your head in a bucket of the stuff? Whether it works or not is one thing but I know of 2 people who do this regularly and don't have this issue.