Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31
Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.
mannatee 19
How many friends do you have after that assholery
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Comments (74)
KingOfPokemon 6
Look it up online I use it to prank all my friends
mannatee 19
How many friends do you have after that assholery
TheCrispyCat 20
Liquid Pass has been used in my school a few times. Why put people through the misery?
lexi365 20
Isn't it the same as stink bombs? Some assholes used to throw those back in my middle school.
Flowtastic 16
Not exactly Lexi - from googling it seems to be in a squirt bottle so you can squirt it on people and have them smell like shit rather than an area.
alicat13 12
KingOfPokemon - You are an asshole. Someone needs to teach you a lesson. Hopefully you prank the wrong person soon. Do you like hospital food?
pump281 4
Nothing wrong with a prank between friends!
PattonGilette2 18
Yeah, but you don't just throw a stink bomb at someone for amusement. It's obtuse behavior and I don't see the funny part in it.
Trainn 19
It's called a harmless prank you autist.
ThomasBombadil 31
Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.
Jiplo 18
I agree. It's not even a good prank. A good prank is one you can laugh off and typically won't affect your/someone's daily life. An example is short-sheeting.
Madrias 36
Or garlic powder in their soda. Salt in the sugar dish. Duct tape in their socks.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
If anybody stuck garlic powder in my Coke, there would be serious problems. That's no short term issue.
twitchtail 21
What is short sheeting? I read it somewhere else too but I don't know what that actually means.
CHUBBYninja 18
I think he needs to get his calendar straight. April fools is tomorrow. Even though that wasn't exactly a funny prank.
syki 22
Not 100% sure, but I think it might actually be tomorrow in Japan. Still, dick move.
Flowtastic 16
FYL OP. Think it's time to have a talk with his/her parents. Pranks are all fun as long as they don't ruins someone's livelihood.
alicat13 12
Disagree, stink bombs, that is a prank, anything touching a person can be deemed assault.
Flowtastic 16
They aren't necessarily exclusive from each other. ;-)
Bentonic 11
Well, he's a real asshole.
blueboy154 12
Find out online
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
Well that stinks
Llama_Face89 34
Go to your corner...
Sskittykat 12
Hopefully nobody was rude enough to point it out. FYL, OP :(
koolkanga 12
Well, hopefully it didn't smell too too bad.
jerryj 27
Nah, don't worry. It only smelled "too bad", but not "too too bad".
DarkArbiter5555 10
It's a prank spray