Today, is my high school graduation. Last night I read online that you can use apple cider vinegar to help with head dandruff, so I tried it out. Now, no matter how much product or perfume I use, I still smell like a giant walking fart. My graduation is in a couple of hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
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Mathalamus 25
just wash your hair next time...
PANDORUM89 21
Apple cider vinegar is meant to be used as a diluted rinse. You rinse your scalp with it, and then shampoo and conditioner as normal. You could also use coconut oil and let that sit on your head for a few hours then wash because most likely you have a dry scalp or a fungus. ACV is used on horses for rain rot so if you have a fungus at least you know it'll clear it right up!
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fordneagles 34
Can we go back to having "Your life sucks" and "You deserve it" buttons please? I'd like to call OP out but I'm not tapping "That could have happened to me" because I'm not a moron.
_caitlyn992 6
it says 'you deserved it' for me?
lysx84 24
It seems to have changed - said "it could've happened to me" when I first looked, now it has switched to "you deserved it". Yay.
ellyhan 11
Bad time to try something new.
1947Chevy 17
If you have tried using all the off the shelf shampoos to help with your problem you might want to visit a dermatologist. I myself have a dandruff problem and require a prescription to get the shampoo I use. Often at home tricks dont work and can even make the problem worse
izzajaneful 24
Never try something new the day of/night before something important.
kharwood1208 14
counter balance it with baking soda.
sweetsammm1991 5
Pandorum89 , it also helps with pets who scratch a lot. 1/2 acv 1/2 water. spray it on. towel dry off after a few minutes. let dry and the smell goes away on its own in a few hours.
Madds16 3
You have to dilute it
GrumpyGrinch 23
The correct product to use in order to get rid of smell is called shower.
Oppression_fml 19
Did you read that on 4chan? Only way gullible people like you will learn is through the hard, stinky way.
URBeingLied2 23
I put jojoba oil on my head every other day about an hour before I shower. My scalp itches less while keeping the dandruff under control. But Head&Shoulders works too, if you don't do the all natural/ organic stuff (forced upon me and my wallet by my fiancé).