Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
meddude 0
hinty hint hint.
fml000010 0
Wow that's rude, if he's with you he should like you for who you are. I'd say the hell with him!
b5200 0
As a general rule of thumb everyone needs more exercise.
ditlihi 0
Well? How would you rather he tell you? Also, maybe you hinted at needing something like that. A word of advise for the future, an anniversary is about getting the other something they absolutely do not need.
inerdablanket 4
#2 & 8 Where does it say "I's?"
xClarkGable 0
Agreed, #122. Also, your English needs some working on.
pimphoe0303 0
STOP EATING FAT ASS
outis 0
Send him a link to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts
mattmag 0
All humans need exercise. Are you saying you are not human?
313 0
.....Ummm...FYL, you've wasted 3 years with a jackass. Who else besides a totaly jackass would give you a workout video and equipment for a 3 year anniversary?? He could have simply DISCUSSED it with you if your weight was really bothering him for some odd reason, (after three years, he should have accepted your appearance and not have been hinting that you are a whale) instead of buying you workout equipment for a 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Lame.