Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
l33tm0nk3y 0
Look at it this way: would you rather he say "hey, you're getting pretty out of shape and I want to help you do something about it," or that he just say "I'm dumping you because you're too fat"?
Pekoe 0
He's not your boyfriend anymore, is he?
PlasticHandz 0
Painful. I feel for you gurlfrand.
halfechilon 0
he COULD HAVE dumped your ass, instead of caring and trying to make it work. it's like eh LOVES you or soemthing.
bigraws23 0
That's why you watch ur wait
ziqi92 0
hey, one of my friends gave another friend a weight watchers basket for his bday so dont worry :)
HarrowdownSam 0
What a cool b*stard, if my girlfriend (not that I have one, boo hoo) gave me some work out stuff, I'd worship her!
cokyspaniel 0
he's just looking out for ur health
4everFastpitch5 2
at least he bought you that! exercise equipment isn't cheap! and maybe he wasn't neccasarily calling you fat..
puppyXluvz123 9
phahahahahaha i just LOVE how most girls ASSUME that when something like this happens it means that they are fat! it doesn't mean that! it just means that he wants you to healthy! he loves you enough to care and pay a lot of money to by you these things. you are very lucky.