Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Aw, he's faking it just to get his ex back from you. Dress up like a ninja and do an armed home invasion to see what's really going on. If he didn't have a heart attack before, he'll have one now; and if he did, this should finish him off. Either way, you'll get the girl because she can't help but be impressed. My ideas are so good, I should sell them.
red6joker 8
Yeah she could have texted you at least and let you know what's up since that literally takes a few seconds. Its painful and obvious there is other stuff going on. Cut your lose don't play games with a girl like her.
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RichardPencil 32
Aw, he's faking it just to get his ex back from you. Dress up like a ninja and do an armed home invasion to see what's really going on. If he didn't have a heart attack before, he'll have one now; and if he did, this should finish him off. Either way, you'll get the girl because she can't help but be impressed. My ideas are so good, I should sell them.
TooMuchForToLittle 10
after only 7 days of Seven Years.. I'd give her more time, if you trust her, then keep trusting her until she's given you a reason not to.
red6joker 8
Yeah she could have texted you at least and let you know what's up since that literally takes a few seconds. Its painful and obvious there is other stuff going on. Cut your lose don't play games with a girl like her.
wawa_sxm 15
well if you were married i would say don't worry she wont trow all that away...but your not so anything goes