Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
freebird92 0
Aw that's sad. what u did was very nice.
FYLDeep 26
Why would someone take them? You were handing out roses to strangers in the freezing cold. People probably thought you were ****** in the head. Wouldn't want to get some sort of anthrax laced rose or something.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
All_For_Love 0
I'm jealous. suck it up, your familys awesome.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
*walks up to random stranger* "hehehehehehe. Here's a rose for you." -OP "You think I'm some kind of a charity case or some sh!*? B*tch, please." -stranger "Let's try again"-OP to herself *finds another stranger* "Hi. I don't know you, but I want to give you this so bad. Don't be creeped out or anything. I'm doing something nice."-OP "STRANGER DANGER! GTFO!"-stranger
unidentified_sta 5
For a moment I though you were going to follow up with a "threw it on the ground" but then I saw you were rambling.
mercedes3210 6
Ugh my comments aren't showing! let me try again. I took it and threw it on the ground! there I did it.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
LOL, 29. I was going to do that, but I didn't think many people would recognize that SNL short. It's so funny. "My dad's not a phone. So, I threw it on the ground!"
shadmed 0
That's pretty sweet. Those are some butthole strangers.
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
badly* Ha. My bad.
squirell_AIDS69 0
Why be content with being normal? Why not strive to be more than normal? Do some good in this world unlike most people.
thatgingerkid 0
why the hell would you hand out roses?
mercedes3210 6
What else would they hand out? condoms?
redbluegreen 41
Actually, handing out condoms in Oregon sounds normal. Expected, really.
mercedes3210 6
Mhm well then let's all go hand out condoms! lol
irockfendergirl 0
19- Why not? For once, it's nice to see people that aren't selfish assholes. Kind people are very rare. A lot of people would never dream of doing anything nice for a stranger. Many people think the world revolves around them.
Brotallicus 0
this isn't an fml. those people were dbags
zanguard 0
If I saw somebody coming at me with a bunch of roses I would run too.
lindsaymiedema 4
I would take your roses! I'm sorry OP! :(
NullPointer 20
lol I want to try this, and tape it for youtube