Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Top comments
mikeman1744 18
That's such a TV show thing to do haha
HerMischief 21
You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."
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Comments (92)
foxy_grampa 19
It's the thought that counts, right?
MrSassypants 34
The worst part is that it was his fraternal twin.
Emz1307 8
You should joke that in those last three dates your boyfriend looks nicer somehow ? It's sad he can't be there but it's probably his way of trying to keep you happy?
orsombre_fml 11
This is really creepy. Walk away, OP, your boyfriend has no respect for you.
Abhinow 7
stop crapping peoples life with breakup advice
TallMist 32
He's trying to make the OP not feel as bad, which means he's at least trying. No break up needed.
FalloutScrolls 25
Assuming that you wouldn't take notice is an insult to your intelligence. Shame on both of them.
ILikeKoalas 24
This is actually hilarious!
Abhinow 7
your boyfriend is awesome and a keeper. he will be there on day of your marriage even if he is in other side of world
organolithium_fml 9
Desperate move from your boyfriend who didn't want to upset you by cancelling a third time. Not a smart move, but well...
vikky538 29
The worst use of a twin brother...
Goblin182 27
You should have had sex with the brother. Then the next time you were with your BF tell him how amzing he was that night, so much better than all the other times. Tell him you liked that one special move.
ProgrestYourself 4
or without actually being a devious manipulative ****, just tell him she did
FutueMeamVitam 24
Or even better, tell him that, even though you and he didn't. Watch him squirm denying it.